The Sword of Laban Chronicles

Have you seen this woman posting on your forums? 

Don’t lie to us.  We know you have.  Evidence of her work can be seen here

here

and here

on your sites.  We here at Forum Appropriate Rules and Their Sanction are on a crusade to have her banned from all forums, blogs, boards and any other such means of communications.  Her antics border on lunacy and we will not have her polluting cyber space any further. 

If you see her be warned she is armed and dangerous.  While she may look harmless she does not sound harmless.  One of her victims, BadBuddha, remembers his encounter with SoL Frog.  “It was awful!  Every time I heard her laugh I wanted to bash my head into the coffee table.”  Another brave soul who survived her attacks recounts his tale.  “It was horrible!  All I could see were blue blurs on my screen.  I tried to jump away but hosnap!  There I was no kills and she had a killing spree.”

We urge you to take the utmost caution when engaging Lady Blue in combat.  She’ll lull you into passivity with her silly banter and girlish giggle.  Then BAM!  The hideous laugh and you’re dead.  Just ask Cookieman, the first to feel her wrath and live to tell the tale.  Once she has found your weakness, rest assured she will exploit it again

and again

. 

If you see Lady Blue please contact us at 1-888-FROG-LUV.  We’ll be sure to pass your gamertag and password to our leader who will take swift action against you. . .er, I mean her. 

Congrats to Wiffer!!!!